I:abc-charset utf-8 Z:abc-transcription from old AF website by Cliff Robinson, January 2019 X:1 T:Dead Dog Scrumpy M:4/4 Q:1/4=150 L:1/4 K:C |"C"G/F/|EDCB | CCCG/F/ | E/D3/2CB, | C3 C | "G"DEFD | ! w:1.Well my sto-ry starts a few years back in a lit-tle ci-der mill A poor old dog lay "C"EF/G3/E | "D"DcBA | "G"G3G | "F"AB/c3/2A | "C"GFDG | "F"F/E3/2DC | ! w:down to rest as he was feel-ing ill. He chose a most pre-car-ious place a-bove a scrum-py "G"D3D | "C"CDEF | "Am"GA/G3/2F | "F"EG"G"FD | "C"C2|! w:vat, And in his sleep he tum-bled in and drowned just like a rat. ||"F""Chorus:"AAAA | "E"GG"C"GG | "F"F3/2E/ D/C3/2 |"G"D4 |! w:Dead dog scrum-py, dead dog scrum-py, From the ap-ple tree. CDEF | GAGF| "F"EG"G"F/D3/2 | C3||! w: Dead dog scrum-py, dead dog scrum-py Full of pe-di-gree W: W:2.Well it caused his mas-ter for to grieve and like-wise his mist-ress too, W:And so their sorr-ows for to drown they sam-pled of the brew, W:Well "rot me socks!" the far-mer cried, "It's~the best I e'eer didsup!", W:So sum-mon all the neigh-bours in and bid them take a cup. W: W:3.Now every man who drank that night got as drunk as drunk could be, W:And wondered how the scrumpy had acquired such potency W:The farmer kept his counsel as he took another drop W:When all at once the poor old dog came floating to the top W: W:4. Now a silence fell upon that room and every man did frown W:They recognised old Bendigo though he was upside down; W:The parson changed his colour and collapsed upon the floor, W:The squire he split his breeches in the rush to reach the door. W: W:5. “Fear not!” then shouts the farmer, “For in his life I vow, W:He never bit no man nor beast, nor will he bite ye now; W:And this shall be his epitaph, ‘Here lies old faithful Ben W:Who perished in the cider vat, and quickly rose again"