I:abc-charset utf-8 X:1 T:Shopping Down in Kent C:Tune trad,words: Cliff Robinson L:1/8 M:2/4 K:Gmaj D |"G" GG"D" FG |"G" D D2 D | GG"D" FG |"G" D2 z w:I|bin down Bor- ough|Mar- ket And|down the El- o-|phent D | GG"D" FG |"G" DD DC | B,G,"C7" B,C |"G" D2 | w:I|tell you nuff ing's|'arf as good As|shop- ping down in|Kent| "G""^(CHORUS)" D>C |"G" B,"D"A,"G" G,2 | B,"C"C"G" D2 | GG"C6" A"D"F |"G" G4 |] w:Where your|mon- ey's spent|In a tent|Down in Ash- ford|Kent| W: W:I bin down Borough Market And down the El o phant W:I tell you nuffing's 'arf as good As shopping down in Kent W:. Chorus: W:. Where your money's spent In a tent W:. Down in Ashford Kent W:. (instrumental repeat of chorus) W: W:Blimey Mrs Riley Ent you had some fun W:Bought six pairs of knickers And 'ad a tea and bun W:(chorus) W:An 'arf hour train to Ashford Is really quite advanced W:Unless you fall asleep my friend and end up down in France NOT W:(chorus) W:Now some say shopping's lousy I don't believe it's true W:We only go down shopping To save a quid or two W:(chorus) W:From Railway engineering, Contaminated land W:Looks like a prayer-meeting Of the Klu Klux Klan W:(chorus) W:Most designer labels Many well-known brands W:All discounted seconds As kushti as it sounds W:(chorus) W:Now ev'ry weekend morning All down Kimb'ly Way W:You cannot move for traffic What queues for 'arf the day W:(chorus) W:And now they've made it bigger It's nearly twice the size W:You can tell that it is finished From the sails upon the side W:(chorus) W:(slows) Now shopping is all over All our money's spent W:Now we wish we never went a-shopping down in Kent W:(chorus) Down in Ashford Kent